
hey guys, it's Kyler here. here's the place where you can ask me and my team members some hardcore questions. we'll try to be honest.
I’m going on vacation for a week to Kanto with Carlton to visit our friend and my parents. if possible, we are bringing as many of our team members as possible but I’m gonna need to dump a couple off with people. aka Tee and Roxy. unless you two wanna come along on an impromptu vacation with us hint hint. anyway, we leave in a couple days so I will be even more inactive then. (because I am so active now…)
If you’re actually serious about us coming along, I can look into it. I can’t see why I wouldn’t be able to make the trip since I’ve got fuck all going on here. Though I would have to spend a few days with my family, but that’s not a problem. If I can’t go, feel free to drop off any of your team members with me. You know they’re always welcome here. I’ll let you know when I know if we can come or not though.
Pfft. Screw being active anyway.
yeah! you guys should come with us. if you’ve got the time, it’d be great. :] that way I don’t have to try to separate our team members that are attached at the hip. and you can always visit your family. they’re just a town over. hell, I’d go with you. your mother is awesome. but thanks for the offer either way! I appreciate it. :]
I’m going on vacation for a week to Kanto with Carlton to visit our friend and my parents. if possible, we are bringing as many of our team members as possible but I’m gonna need to dump a couple off with people. aka Tee and Roxy. unless you two wanna come along on an impromptu vacation with us hint hint. anyway, we leave in a couple days so I will be even more inactive then. (because I am so active now…)
My kids are all in the pool… which makes me think we should do a barbeque and pool party tonight or something. With lots of good food, music and copious amounts of booze. Plus Dash made like, 1000 cupcakes I’m looking to feed to other people since my team can’t finish them all.
And by party, I mean the six of us and our teams. I’m not nice enough to invite other people around. Not that I get along with anyone else. I dunno. I feel like we should take advantage of the nice weather… and get really drunk in the process.
you sure you aren’t an alcoholic? haha I’m just kidding. that sounds like fun, though. I would totally be up for it. Can’t vouch for anyone else, but I’ll bring whatever Pokemon want to come with.
Can someone do me a favor and make murder legal for a few hours? I have some people I need to dispose of. And I don’t feel like being careful about it.
Or you can give me booze and cake. Or key lime pie. Any of those will work for me. I just need something to cheer me up, I suppose.
be careful what you wish for because the girls are now sending me over with three key lime pies. I will be there soon.
I’m totally innocent in this whole bourbon incident. it was definitely Carlton slipping them alcohol and telling the kids it’d make them into “real men”
any video recording of this where it’s me doing that is clearly edited.
Well, I think you and I need to have a little talk then.
You also need to work on your lying skills.
um
I’m in trouble, aren’t I?
Maybe. Depends what mood I’m in the next time I see you. Which should be fairly soon.
You’re getting punished for this either way. I hope you realize that.
I’m
I’m not sure I like the sound of this.
sigh, I guess I deserve it.
Don’t be so scared. I’m actually in a pretty good mood right now. You might luck out and get off easy.
Yeah, you kind of do. Though I haven’t decided what I’m going to do just yet.
well I guess I’ll try and not push my luck and come clean. not that you didn’t figure it out already… well, let me know when you do, I guess.
I’m totally innocent in this whole bourbon incident. it was definitely Carlton slipping them alcohol and telling the kids it’d make them into “real men”
any video recording of this where it’s me doing that is clearly edited.
Well, I think you and I need to have a little talk then.
You also need to work on your lying skills.
um
I’m in trouble, aren’t I?
Maybe. Depends what mood I’m in the next time I see you. Which should be fairly soon.
You’re getting punished for this either way. I hope you realize that.
I’m
I’m not sure I like the sound of this.
sigh, I guess I deserve it.
I’m totally innocent in this whole bourbon incident. it was definitely Carlton slipping them alcohol and telling the kids it’d make them into “real men”
any video recording of this where it’s me doing that is clearly edited.
Bullshit. If you said Robin, I would believe it, but Carlton? Definitely not.
yeah that’s who I meant. it was definitely Rob. probably. I don’t really remember.
No it was definitely you.
you’re not helping the situation you know!
I’m totally innocent in this whole bourbon incident. it was definitely Carlton slipping them alcohol and telling the kids it’d make them into “real men”
any video recording of this where it’s me doing that is clearly edited.
Well, I think you and I need to have a little talk then.
You also need to work on your lying skills.
um
I’m in trouble, aren’t I?
I’m totally innocent in this whole bourbon incident. it was definitely Carlton slipping them alcohol and telling the kids it’d make them into “real men”
any video recording of this where it’s me doing that is clearly edited.
Bullshit. If you said Robin, I would believe it, but Carlton? Definitely not.
yeah that’s who I meant. it was definitely Rob. probably. I don’t really remember.
I’m totally innocent in this whole bourbon incident. it was definitely Carlton slipping them alcohol and telling the kids it’d make them into “real men”
any video recording of this where it’s me doing that is clearly edited.
I think it’s a safe to say that Roxy and I should never be allowed to drink together. At least not without others around to watch us. Otherwise it leads to really bad decisions.
especially since you always leave me and Carlton to babysit all the baby pokemon. Carlton definitely just let one of them taste the bourbon he was drinking. and they liked it. just saying.
Sorry, love. If it bothers you, I can go back to leaving my babies with my older boys and girls, I really don’t mind and neither do they. Mm…somehow I find it hard to believe Carlton slipped them some bourbon… he doesn’t seem the type. Though I wouldn’t really be that mad anyway… my brother’s given them worse. I’d just keep a closer eye on whoever did it from now on.
Though if it was you that slipped the kids some bourbon… well, then I’d have to punish you for it.
it’s okay I just wanted you to know that we’re not the most capable of hands over here. but we’re trying. and it was definitely Carlton. definitely.
normally, I’d say that sounded kinky, but it is coming from you…
Mmm, I have faith in you two. And really, if the kids get too out of hand, just call my older ones. They’ll get my little monsters under control in no time at all. I appreciate it though. I don’t know, that doesn’t sound very Carlton-like to me. And somehow I don’t think he’d risk getting on my bad side…
What, because it’s me saying it it’s no longer kinky? Hm. Good to know.
I’ll keep that in mind. I hate to ruin anyone’s date nights or whatever, though! and it’s totally Carlton-like, what are you talking about? he’s totally like that when he’s drunk! not that he was drinking while he was taking care of children or anything.
well, babe, punishing can mean two very different things with you and sometimes I’m unsure which one you’ll be delivering. you know I”m saying that out of love, right?
I think it’s a safe to say that Roxy and I should never be allowed to drink together. At least not without others around to watch us. Otherwise it leads to really bad decisions.
especially since you always leave me and Carlton to babysit all the baby pokemon. Carlton definitely just let one of them taste the bourbon he was drinking. and they liked it. just saying.
Sorry, love. If it bothers you, I can go back to leaving my babies with my older boys and girls, I really don’t mind and neither do they. Mm…somehow I find it hard to believe Carlton slipped them some bourbon… he doesn’t seem the type. Though I wouldn’t really be that mad anyway… my brother’s given them worse. I’d just keep a closer eye on whoever did it from now on.
Though if it was you that slipped the kids some bourbon… well, then I’d have to punish you for it.
it’s okay I just wanted you to know that we’re not the most capable of hands over here. but we’re trying. and it was definitely Carlton. definitely.
normally, I’d say that sounded kinky, but it is coming from you…
I think it’s a safe to say that Roxy and I should never be allowed to drink together. At least not without others around to watch us. Otherwise it leads to really bad decisions.
especially since you always leave me and Carlton to babysit all the baby pokemon. Carlton definitely just let one of them taste the bourbon he was drinking. and they liked it. just saying.
Contrary to what Kyler says, I actually do ship him and my boyfriend.
damn straight you do.
#1 KylerxCarlton fangirl is me.
as long as you don’t write dirty fanfiction about us
Do what I want.
Carlton doesn’t seem too happy about this.